Metalsmith21

23043 pts ยท October 24, 2015


Thanks for reinforcing the "choose the bear" option. /s

21 hours ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 15

Congratz!

22 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Call the cops and tell them there is a black man wearing whiteface trying to break into my house.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good! That means all 50 States will have slam dunk prosecutions against those federal officers for whoever accepts one of those poisonous pardons.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the thunderous applause.

2 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

No he's just rambling and saying anything that makes him feel important.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

who's the skeleton?

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

The stupid MF accurately describes what getting black out drunk like a miracle and millions of MAGA's are nodding sagely over the shared 'religious' experience.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you do it indoors it makes everything, even the cats, sticky.

6 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Insane was skipping the re-release of the original Star Wars trilogy.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People needing to steal underwear is a huge red flag about wealth inequality in that area.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cheaper and safer compared to what? Compared to fucking what?!?!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#29 I read this thinking the other kind of .pdf

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah still not going to watch this DOA bullshit show.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Missed a "fantastic" chance for Ben to just give it a good clobbering time yank and tear the hair from her head.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Are the transgenedered chocolate people in the room with us now?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$10 says they just jiggled the handle.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly after they made that ruling Biden should have ordered them all arrested and jailed and let them understand what full immunity actually means.

1 week ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 2

And leave a stranger to puke in your car?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter. Those shouty MF's will still vote down the ballot for anyone with an R after their name.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Notice the guy in yellow near the top with a bunch of ice bags at his feet.

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That's the neat thing you can!

It only works for something that occurred within the last 10 minutes and involves enough alcohol to black you out and short circuit the transfer of memories from short term to long term memory. Unfortunately that much alcohol can kill you. :(

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd love her even if she was a snail.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you ever been spat on? "Yes I understood it to mean the fist fight had begun"

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The correct answer to Do you like older women: "I like you and IDC about your age.

2 weeks ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 9

Yeah because most people aren't going to fucking care about answering some random questions for a study. I'll use chat gpt just so I can cut and paste and gtfo. Make them put some real skin in the game. Tell them that if they get the answers wrong you'll kill their pet.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

Lets all do him a favor and remember him as a POS instead of a good actor.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

always has been

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0