MuseMatar

140711 pts ยท September 2, 2015


What's that? Like sports betting but for assorted events?

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't care how well you speak English. If you speak any of it, you already know more of my language than I know of yours, and I will always respect that.

17 hours ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Damn. Internal combustion engine decided to convert to external combustion.

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Either the simplest, 100% accurate name
Or unhinged, off the wall, not-approptiate-in-polite-company bullshit
And I fucking love them both

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Highly susceptible, in fact

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

With its cocoon fully woven, the cat-erpillar begins its transformation into a butterfly

1 week ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 1

What was built by the working class can be dismantled by them just as well

1 week ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

"Excuse you, my eyes are down here"

2 weeks ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

I think the tag is worm's-eye view :P

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Not a competition. It's a joint effort!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A challenging fap, but I shell endure it

1 month ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Gloooorrry, glory, what a helluva way to diiiieee

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I can't point to it on a map, ballpark it at best. I also am not vying to bomb it either, so I don't need to know where it is on a map. There are nearly 200 countries in the world and I don't think it's reasonable to expect the average person from any country to be able to point out every single one when asked.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Penis puppets

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've heard a preschool class can strip the meat from an adult in under a minute if they miss snack time.

1 month ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

This is why I hate loving birds. You see something cool and try to look it up and unless you have a high rez photo for comparison it can be hard to nail an exact species ;-;

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Parks like Zion have increased in popularity to the point were heavy traffic can damage areas. While it may not look or feel as natural, creating more durable pathways does help to protect and preserve the larger area.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Typing class did little for me. Getting online friends really helped me get good.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Certified android fister?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the Frot Dog TM

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hellyeah thank you

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sauce, if you please?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me standing outside for two hours waiting for the bus I'd taken for two years at the start of a new semester, calling the number on the bus stop sign, only to be told they had shut the entire line down, and I needed to find a different way to get to campus.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well I would have gone in the wrong one, whoops

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My guess is the "out of ten" rating. Like how guys will call women a 7 or whatever. I'm guessing he's saying they drop down three with makeup off.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fresh on tap

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta admit they stood by their beliefs to the end :)

2 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0