Raileks

70119 pts ยท February 17, 2014


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#4 Maybe monsters can't sleep cuz they set it off themselves which is why they ask people who act monstrous "How can you sleep at night."

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No idea who did this skit first (certainly isn't the v-girl skinned thing I posted) but I definitely want to see the Ryan George version.

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For some reason I read automatic refridgeration and thought they were storing soldiers for future wars.

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#18

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Pretty sure there's laws against setting kids on fire.

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"Autodogs. Roll Out!"

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"April Fool's!" ~Mother Nature probably

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I was in a magnitude 4 one while watching Harry Potter in the movies. It fit so well with the dragon attack that my family didn't even notice and I wasn't able to prove to them it had really been an earthquake till we turned on the news later.

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One of the misconceptions I am somewhat glad for is that the masks protected the wearer. Only the higher end masks did so and I think there would have been even less compliance with wearing masks if more people thought they were doing it for everyone around them and not themselves.

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Comments for Dummies

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A comment for Dummies.

5 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The only way to fight a conspiracy theory is with an even more insane conspiracy

6 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

translations? I get the joke and it was good but I'm still curious what was said.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Snakes on a Plane 2: Snakes in da Hood

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wow, what a huge cunt.

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Villain candidate for Zootopia 3.

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Pollution continues to be a growing problem. Now there's staticy flatscreens in the ocean!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncQZtTtvHms She lost a lot of her following here after her views on Israel/Palestine but I'm surprised you got downvoted. Granted even then, I wondered how her "badonkadonk" got a song over her more outstanding physical assets.

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eh, i was trying to get someone to call me out on my bs and i'd expose the whole anecdote as april fools but i probably pushed it too far with the bj metaphor.

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That makes so much sense. Then they just have to hire a troupe of dancers with breezy costumes to constantly keep the airflow in the ball room flowing to peel heat off the datacenter.

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Actually, when they took some birds up there, while most needed the astronauts help the crows figured out how to jam the food down their throats by giving handles blowjobs.

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Wow. There's an intensity in the claymation version that just outshines the original cartoon. That mummy in particular, had so much more presence here.

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I could have sworn pink kryptonite just made them horny... can't remember where I picked that up from... Smallville?

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#8 When you've only swallowed 7 spiders that year and new years is approaching.

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yeah but that's "fighting" in the same way this is

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they're cyber archeologists trying to discern what millenia old digital infrastructure was for. At least they didn't label our sewing tools religious artifacts.... they didn't did they?

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