Rogahar

672562 pts ยท January 10, 2012


Artist, author, deviant. I draw porn for a living. Who knew people would pay so well for custom renderings of their OCs junk?

#40 I mean, if they're Warhammer figures, then he's still making bank.

Granted he's spending most of it on plastic crack, but still...

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a reason why we have never put any cat food/treats in the same cupboards our own goes in, and that's bc she knows where hers goes and only gets excited for you going towards them - as opposed to getting excited when you go towards *any* cabinet. Also 'cos she's a Tortie and while I love how chatty she is, I don't need to be getting screamed at by my cat every time I go for the Paprika or something lol

10 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It won't be, but it's a good first step.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#25 Jokes aside - us dudes take any chance we can get to hang around in our underwear too. If it's warm enough inside you bet your britches I'm walking around in my undies. It's not a declaration of sexual desire, I just like doing it. If you want a guy to fool around with you, just tell us. Or like, actively start trying to turn us on with actual touch or words instead of trying to beam horny thoughts into our heads.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 lmao, but skit aside if I showed up to my place of work and a new person didn't recognize me and doubted my claims that I was the owner, I'd be happy they were doing their due diligence.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dolly Parton literally cannot be stopped from giving money to charitable causes. She could be a lot richer than she is but she decided no, I have all this money I don't even remotely need, so I'm setting up charities and supporting others with it.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also because retail management have an irrationally fearful belief that if the stalls are actually private, every heroin addict and prostitute in a 5 mile radius will set up permanent shop in them and drive their profits down. As opposed to, yknow, people who just need a shit going for a shit and then leaving again.

3 days ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

#20 "you were ON the ark, and begged to be let out again. Now the rains falling and I ain't got time to moor this thing back up and let you back on. I told you you'd be risking it but no, you HAD to to out one more time."

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...Five Elders just pulled out fuckin flintlocks on Nefertari Cobra after he saw Imu. Like, I KNOW yall have Mythical Devil Fruit powers, and you're gonna kill the guy anyway, so why the fuckin pistols?? Flex a little, he's not gonna be able to tell anybody anyway!

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which is why I couldn't stop laughing when the [ONE PIECE EGGHEAD SPOILERS IN REPLY THIS IS YOUR WARNING]

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, yeah. We only started to get color in the world after LSD was invented. Everything before then was in monochrome.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dr. McNinja! Loved that comic lol

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#11 Candy Floss, thank you very much. I've never heard anyone call it Fairy Floss.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or we could just arrest, try and summarily execute him and his corrupt administration for their countless crimes.

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That would also be hilarious lol. Like riding a unicycle but it's your own leg.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've always maintained that if I ever do have to get a prosthetic, that shit's gonna look steampunk as fuck. I want it to be functional but also to really obviously not be the original limb.

6 days ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

...and that's how Tieflings get made.

6 days ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

Huh. My exposure to TVB has almost exclusively been the early seasons I guess, I figured they just did the thing a lot of Adult Swim cartoons do and kept the same animation style/'quality' even as their popularity and budget increased.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The number alone I could handwave as the mama cat having been given extra kittens from another mama cat who didn't want them/didn't survive/etc, but with all the other shit going on in this clip? Yeah, AI.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... what's the show?

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm glad my pharmacy (almost) always fills them the same day I call in, because it's the same shtick over here. "Sorry, you can't refill the meds that help you to keep track of things and stay on task until you've run out of them."

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I maintain that Trump is and has for ages been a Russian agent. He's doing more damage to America's economy, diplomatic position on the global stage and general welfare than the KGB ever managed to, and all without facing any serious resistance.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having had to look for substitutes for my husband's allergies for years, the fact that 'substitute' can mean 'replacement for' or 'the same fucking thing' annoys me intently. Found what I thought was a replacement for eggs, called "egg substitute" in its own packaging. Ingredients? Eggs.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#46 FWIW coconut milk also works, tho it obviously won't be quite as thick as if you used coconut cream their consistency isn't as different as regular milk and cream are.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#21 *your zero-interest, unlimited repayment term loan.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Look at that vast, green expanse... we should bulldoze it and build a strip mall." - Economists.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The same 'arguments' have been made by grumpy fuckers since I was a kid, and I'm sure long before that as well. Whether it's someone intentionally trying to spread misinformation or just a poorly informed idiot trying to sound smart, they always crop up.

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Some chud in his employ who thought it'd be a funny/snarky 'signoff' comment for someone to make if they actually had any coherent thought or sense of humor. Sadly for them, Trump has neither of those, so it just comes across as unhinged.

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Pay minimum wage, get minimum effort. For all the times I complain about things in my state, I remember how our base minimum wage is still over double the federal and that every employer I've seen (including the usual cheap suspects like fast food joints and gas stations) still have starting pay a few dollars an hour over that. Granted everything's fuckin expensive as balls here, but still.

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