SimSimSimsalabim

19622 pts · January 21, 2020


#11 is what it would look like if the Lady of the Lake was distributing weapons 80 years ago.

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Sevenfold?

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I was carded once when I was 21 (legal drinking age here is 18) because I shaved before going to the store. Noone ever carded me before that since I was 14. Now, almost 20 years later, it is just a funny memory.

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Square Hammer would be great, but too obvious.

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Heart of darkness cold. Dark-clothed heart warm and soft.

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Eardrum? More like...

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Not the kind of help envisioned, but well... so be it.

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I just want to point out that "made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts" with some scattered coins and overturned tables is a real and viable option. (John 2:15)

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Hooray!

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What do you mean that Anne Hathaway isn't real?

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Anxiety, depression, suicide.

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Or Rob Zombie

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Rope is reusable, no need to cut it once they stop dancing (and no need to use hemp rope, steel cord is fine). It would probably add an insult for them to know that they get a recycled piece, not even a new one.

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Trust me, it will be worse. Source: me (37)

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But she could probably fix you due to all those kegels...

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I like this April much better. Also, shidu. Under that very name.

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And no One Ring or at least one of the Three Elven rings? Pffft, amateur.

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