SquashDemon

20043 pts ยท July 22, 2023


I was born, I existed for a while, and now you're reading this.

Oh boy, just in time for the response to be ratfucked by the Republicans again. Right on schedule.

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't believe they doxxed you like that

6 hours ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Get this person on the jury

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a person with a home address

19 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks two thirds of the Electorate!

19 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get off the Nazi platform.

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What arson? The building just did that all on its own. If it was a legitimate arson, the building has ways of shutting that down.

19 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The primaries are soon. Convention for local is this Saturday where I am. You want progressive policies? Vote for progressives in the party elections. We get people to fucking show up for those, we can take the party back from the corpotrash.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know three lesbians and two of them have been in wrecks that have totaled their cars, so.... Maybe?

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not much of a man, by the light of day...

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If only Congress was alive to see this.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what if Obama -did- take your guns? Ever think about that? Shut the fuck up.

2 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

When he does that it's an amazingly ballsy move, but I go all in on the same hand and the river refuses to bail me out.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The worst thing is finding out someone you have known for a couple of years and had no problems with was a trump voter.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get off of the Nazi platform.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, not bury. He needs the Mussolini treatment.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate that I laughed at this.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't doubt some world leaders will do basically that, hopefully enough to matter. The fallout from this will directly affect the action taken by the new administration.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, yes, obviously, but I think we both know which one is more likely to happen.

I'd love to be wrong, but I don't think I am. S'why I'm trying to get more people involved in the community, this shit needs an all-hands on deck approach, but too many folks think guns are scary and I'm overreacting or some bullshit.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If we ever get a Dem President again, they're gonna have to go on another huge apology tour just like Obama's first year. It probably won't work that well either; The global trust is in shambles and it's unlikely the US will ever regain the international goodwill and trust our dipshit voters pissed away.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Came here to say this, I remember the "lol he wants a recount what a sore loser!" jokes about it. I was still very young at the time and didn't fully understand what had happened, but yeah he didn't just immediately concede.

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He 100% has raped children. It's just not been made public knowledge yet, I'm certain of it.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I now tell them, "okay, do me a favor, unplug it and plug it back in, then hit the switch" if they won't do it, I didn't go.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm already fully non contact with both of my shithead fascist voting parents, so I won't ever have this conversation, but I'm sure it must feel vindicating, disgusting, and surreal all at once. Take care of yourself and hang in there.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly you could omit that panel and we'd still know

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But even dumber this time.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, you can still have it if you're a Fed, you just gotta be sneaky and/or part of a Republican's staff.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly that'd be a massive upgrade.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to chrome the fuck up, choom.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Impressive as fuck, I hope they're paid by the job and not by the hour.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0