awholelotofnothin

22884 pts ยท April 24, 2016


It is violent to choose not to bear an accidental pregnancy. It is not violent to prevent thousands of women from receiving life-saving medical care, murdering them through medical negligence. It is violent to protest ICE. It is not violent to shoot people at protests, severely maiming or killing them. It is violent to resist fascism. It is not violent to rape kids in concentration camps.

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The demonization of foods is a misdirection from real problems like PFAs and mass poisoning through pesticides. Also, my tin foil hat is that broad-spectrum antibiotics destroy the symbiotic bacteria in our intestines that help us digest foods like grains, thereby causing more Crohn's, IBS, gluten intolerance, even celiac disease. We need antibiotics, but we take them way too casually and our gut biota suffers because of it, causing chronic intestinal inflammation.

22 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I am not saying that the power source and water source are a data center's weakest points. I'm not saying to attack data centers by introducing gel capsules filled with sodium metals to the water supply. I am not recommending simple sabotage of external power and water sources to prevent the data center from operating correctly.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Idea #2: The next time they reach out to grab your hand, give them a good long handshake. Then, looking them in the eye, go nose mining. Really dig in there. Pull out a booger and flick it. Then go to shake their hand again. Let them flinch for once. Idea #3: Dragon breath. Eat extra garlic hummus every chance you get. Lean in close to them to breathily talk. Let them catch that stank. Idea #4: Tell them you are doing a hair re-set and not washing it for a month. Fake dandruff and shake around.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's my idea for you. It might mean some discomfort, but then you'll be touch-free. First, go find some poison ivy. Get a bit on your arms. Slather them in salve and Vaseline. Wear a tank top. Come into work saying the rash is scabies, which is contagious. Give the chronic toucher the most greasy, salvy, scabies-filled hug you can stand and stain their clothes. Keep salved up for a few weeks. Scratch your head when you are around them. Really itch it. They'll start giving you space.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you squint at the concept of equality, it might look like either making men less capable of violent crime, or making women more capable of committing violent crime. Since it doesn't look like "less" is happening, then for true equality women must become as dastardly. In that point of view, The Monstrous Maxwell is feminist, except that the victims were not equal opportunity in that they were mostly undervalued female children sacrificed by thousands of complicit traffickers to rich men.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's illegal to treat pregnant women dying of pregnancy complications in 50% of the USA. Which is murder by policy. What Christians want extends that even further beyond just women. They want to murder patients by opinion. If, in the Christian opinion, a person with the wrong skin color or lifestyle needs medical care, they deserve to be murdered by medical negligence. Based on opinion. Just like pregnant women right now. Today. In "God's Country," lol.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Democrats do bring charges against the president, then the "justice system" stops them from being consequential. War crimes are prosecuted by the military, not Democrats, (a political party,) and the military has a conflict of interest. Republicans are committing crimes, and any lawyer with any political affiliation should be pressing charges. If Republicans didn't order war crimes, there wouldn't be war crimes. But sure, scapegoating Democrats for Republican crimes is very American.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Nothing says Republican cruelty like supporting dropping nukes on 93 million civilians. Good job, Congress, you fucking monsters.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are all very difficult and demanding jobs you get paid for. As a mum, you will not be paid, you won't have time off, and if a mistake happens that damages your charge, you will go to prison with a harsher sentence than if you were not a mum, statistically speaking. And you will still have to work a job that brings in money, because there's very little chance you will be able to afford a single income household. And your kids will still be resentful and stupid, because that's what they do.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are talking about an entire religious society who would rather see their own children dead than different. If you don't conform, they wish you were never born.

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The terrible thing about systemic servitude is that you are raised to either be slave labor within the household, or you are raised to rely on the slave labor of others. And if you reject that paradigm, you have to find a partner who also rejects it. It is very rare to find a partner who wants equitable division of the daily labor, not somebody used to relying on slave labor in their households.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being a real parent- you know, the one directly responsible for every aspect of keeping a child alive and moderately undamaged- is something that fake parents think is easy and non-parents see as 24-7 job with no vacations or downtime. If you think being a parent is easy, you aren't actually doing the work of parenting, you're just coasting while your partner is doing all the pedaling. Which explains a lot about why young men want to "be parents." Let them be a zookeeper for six months, instead.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now that abusive conversion camps are legal, it's time to open up one to forcibly convert straight homophobic rednecks we kidnap out of Country Buffet parking lots into compassionate trans women because that's how they think this works.

5 days ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

"Iso-Pod Resorts: The place between vacation and meditation. Here, you can choose the level of service and interactions you prefer during your stay, even if it's none at all. When you're ready to rejoin society, you can choose a preplanned activity and time at your leisure. You can opt out of choosing food, or provide a menu we will follow to the letter. Choose from a variety of experiences ranging from wilderness cabin, music studio, seaside cabana, to even an outer space capsule."

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As an American, I can say the two biggest exports we manufacture are Hypocrisy and The Audacity.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell your story when you are alive, otherwise other people will decide your "truth" for you. This lady might have tomcatted around, or maybe she was assaulted and fled her abusers, or maybe she had a miscarriage or abortion, or maybe she was a terrible person. All we know is her kids hate her. We don't know if they hate the dad who abandoned them too. But they wish her to rot in hell for leaving them, which makes me think their grandparents, her parents, probably really sucked too.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

We need to start calling these what they are. Here's some choices: Bias hire. Nah, too nice. Prejudice hire. Closer, but emphasizes in the wrong direction. Bigotry hire. I think that's what I will use. Unqualified white men given jobs beyond their ability are bigotry hires.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Take the opportunity to scandalize. Don't let other people dictate what the model of femininity and beauty is, whether sedate or sexual. We get to choose our own beauty. Objectification doesn't come from you, it's directed at you no matter what you do, so you might as well be a force of nature.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I have a feeling that the reason why I can hyperfocus now is partially because I didn't have breakfast as a kid, was hungry until lunch, and when I was tired of cold bologna sandwiches every day, I would not eat lunch and stay hungry until dinner. Our fridge didn't work, so having seconds meant no moldy leftovers later.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Economy is getting to the point where I'd get an abortion in a red state just to get two hots and a cot.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This year I've decided to send every email after I've run it through a poetry generator. I have poetry in my soul, but not about inventory and EDI. If AI is going to be used, let it be a joke and not company policy.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The worst thing about these dumbfuck billionaire Nazi cosplayers is that they're so stupid, but the atrocities they commit are real. Being raped, tortured, and murdered by these ridiculous douche canoes and their sycophantic gravy seals is so demoralizing. Their existence is deeply disgusting and humiliating.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder how many studies have been done on mass psychopathy and sadism.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Next up: Report every plumber and contractor as having committed the crime of being in women's restrooms. Report every janitor for being in botth. Report yourself. If the cops don't take these reports seriously, get a group together and collectively sue. Do it for $1.00 in damages, but get that legal precedence set for striking down frivolous bathroom lawsuits. Sue your spouse. Sue your parents. Sue politicians. Prove they broke the law by following them around to record their bathroom breaks.

2 weeks ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Parents with infants and toddlers, I need you to take your opposite gender children into every public bathroom, then report your behaviour to every politician who voted for this bill and ask them to arrest your toddler for life in prison because they have been in opposite gender bathrooms more than four times. If you are rich, get a lawyer, press charges against your toddler, and see how far the courts will take the lawsuit of you vs your toddler. Again, set legal precedence.

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Most government buildings have a unisex bathroom for ADA compliance. If that bathroom exists, blatantly set up cameras to record everyone who goes into it with a sign that says, "We are criminally prosecuting everyone who uses this restroom." Then sue the state for not providing ADA compliant restrooms, and for state sponsored voyeurism, and for creating impossible to follow criminal laws. Clog every toilet in the court house. There are only so many plumbers. Cost the state millions in plumbing.

2 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Dear everyone sane, laws like this are super easy to defeat with just a little help from you. Choose a gender, male or female, find every bathroom in the building, and clog every toilet. Every single toilet. Tie tampons together. Turn the water off and pour grease down the toilet. Flush sponges. When everyone has to use a single gender's bathroom, they will have to prosecute hundreds of thousands of people. It will help out trans people by providing legal precedence. Next up, ADA compliance...

2 weeks ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2