daverbeans

12793 pts · April 16, 2022


Skin job? Or is that just for replicants.

7 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

All caps.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Anytime a stupid shop tries to charge me for nitrogen in my tires I just tell them I’ll get ~75%+ nitrogen for free so I’m good.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dangling the weights from somewhere very uncomfortable.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He made the mead mad.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Paige..

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slower you slut

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Problem with 911s is their ridiculous pricing combined with their outrageous resale value. They’re great cars and I’d like to own one, but the value prop just pales in comparison to stuff like corvettes and ///M cars.

As an example of how dumb they’ve got, a new base 911 is more expensive than a new Z06 corvette that’s been optioned out. And a base 911 will not hang with a Z06 on the track at all.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Under the Bridge” was taken, eh?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Looks like someone on the ground cast tornado on the tornado.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same, Abed, same.

9 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yeah, well, my mutant also bends to the left but you don’t see me creating expensive military programs about it.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ben has four big reasons not to ask questions.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It’s all a matter of knowing where to hit..

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that.. booze?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eloy is such a good drummer, and very humble. He has some great videos on drumeo. Black Sabbath is legendary and you can tell how much this moment means to Eloy.. good stuff.

9 months ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

Mechanically the new cars are fantastic, the B58/S58 is a great engine. Stylistically they are varying shades of awful.

I think the only BMW left in production that actually looks good now is the M8. And I’m sure they’ll ruin that as soon as their god awful designers get around to it.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Them: Don’t come back here with your bullshit.

Our man: [hops on jet ski with wagon wheels]

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda has 240z energy, and I mean that in a good way.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don’t call it a quarter pounder?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why I went back to simple mechanical watches. I don’t need another display dropping depressing truth bombs on me.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0