dirque

10762 pts ยท July 2, 2014


"Point the flashlight where I am working." "Don't play with that." "Quit dancing around."

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This needs "Ride of the Valkyries."

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The goal is to make the rest of the Nation like Texas, where every square inch of land is owned by a private individual. Any public park had/has to be purchased from private owners.

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A full third of the vertical space is wasted on a ceiling. Stoopid cameraman.

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Mommy needs some alone time with the Flammingo.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet Marco was in the bunny suit.

4 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I really want Buttigieg to run, but the homophobic in this country makes that a really tough fight to get enough votes.

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Then what needs to happen is a PAC that highlights how much Graham is owned by the Zionists. I am pretty sure that will reduce his electability significantly. Not that he supports Israel, that he is a puppet of the Zionists.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He means rich people, who directly control the Republican party, and indirectly control the Democratic party.

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At the time, we were told that the excuse was that as a country, we needed to "move on" and it would look bad if we jailed a president. Now, it is obvious that what the rich fascists wanted was time to retool their strategy and find a candidate that could be manipulated into doing what they wanted. Reagan was that guy.

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I would tell them I am Canadian, eh.

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Playa Del Carmen

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James Talarico

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I would hate to lose her voice in congress but a ticket with Buttigieg and her would make a hell of a team ... but only if the Democrats gain control of both houses. She is young enough that she could run in six or ten years for president.

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There must be a way to keep the important part of women's Javelin Toss without the danger. Maybe make the javelin blunt, like a golf ball. All that needs to happen is a mark on the grass; it doesn't have to stick in the grass.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It must be for the truly pious. I would be laughing so hard. That is really funny.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A coalition of Dutch, Scandinavian, and a couple of Spanish Flamenco dancers should be put in charge of the USA Weapons.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's been two years since the terrible accident, but finally, this woman has found modeling work.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, poo-poo! Why just the other day I heard a billionaire reduced the number of diesel engines in his super yacht from 6 down to 5. If that isn't belt tightening, then I don't know what is.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went to have this done and they said, "OMG! Go! Come back wearing clothes!"

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That cat's head is almost as big as yours.

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C-suite execs don't care. Their salary is a trivial part of their compensation. The stock options are the bulk. Their entire focus is on getting that stock price up quarter over quarter. Wall Street loves it when a company sheds employees. So any opportunity to reduce headcount is a good thing for the C-suite. They don't care that in three quarters, that flagship project will be in trouble. When that happens, you'll move some managers around, fire an employee or two and off-shore the whole mess

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I hate this sort of crap. He shows us tomatoes, slices a tomato, but the tomatoes he actually uses are neither of those. But it's T_T, so who needs authenticity?

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Good start, but I think we can do better. Let's make room for 100 people. Since we know that the most innovative, smartest, bestest people are billionaires, we take the 100 wealthiest and put them in comas and put them on board. They will certainly be able to create a lovely colony on Mars, because they are geniuses. We should probably throw in a few power-bars and some water.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am going to say that if anyone can recognize fraud, it's these guys.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 - Don't you Ozies have an overabundance of rabbits? This is your opportunity to figure out how to turn them bunnies into oil.

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#1 - pool is life.

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Tara, how else would we get lawyers?

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't help but notice that if he'd tried slicing them one by one, he would have gotten them all sliced and had time for a nice sake break in the same time it took to sharpen that way too long of a kitchen knife.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RFK jr., Dr. Oz, and Gwyneth Paltrow should be in charge of his health care.

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