majortool

449163 pts · July 19, 2011


he/him ally, Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war. Fuck the norm. I like to reply to posts with obvious facts like, "The cat's head isn't really chopped off. There's actually two cats." This type of sarcasm has lead to a lot of angry responses and downvoting; which is the intended effect. ... And you'll moan about it, and suggest something about Schrödinger's idiot, but if you think about it just long enough you'd realize I only posted it because it would make people wonder just for a brief second and then realize it was a joke and that it took you a really long time to figure it out. In other words: Got ya, bitch. :)

he seems nice

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The most.

17 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

That's what you get for being born the year Hollaback Girl was released.

17 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would you shave my balls for a Supra?

17 hours ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

That looks like the most fun anyone has had ever.

18 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

twat shot

19 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

boring but amusing

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope they contacted the city first. You might need a special permit.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too soon, bro.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. They're pretty fool proof. They're not 100% effective, but every fool knows how they work.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Instant vasectomy

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Is Dermwiffler Bogartenton still alive?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's an expensive frame.

6 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I thought it was gonna look like a dick

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*But everyone that went to Epstein Island knew why they were there.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

I don't like it, but I don't think you could convince me that John Lithgow isn't a fantastic dude with a good heart. He truly is a good guy and there have never been complaints about him. He is extremely kind and professional, and it hurts to see him talked about like that, and I'm sure this is upsetting to him. I wouldn't be surprised if he changed his mind, but I wouldn't hold it against him if he didn't. Not everyone's guilty by association.

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That is a mighty door gap.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

These Christmas songs are getting a bit ridiculous.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Careful. This is how bro sex starts.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm just asking questions.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh for sure. In fact, whenever there's a real scandal with the Liberals, people get fired. Whenever there's a real scandal with the Conservatives, people double down.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bev Oda's $16 orange juice. Canada.

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What's the difference between The Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette machine? A cigarette machine has Players.

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Is this the river that was so polluted they were worried about athletes swimming in it?

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This is the same way I felt when my ex used to tell me she was graped by a ghost.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't threaten to shoot up a school, it's like Biggie said, "from the Baretta, puttin all the holes in your sweater."

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How long is he gonna do that for? His basket must be getting pretty full.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So ... collared greens?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

maybe take it slowly

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