spontaneous9

370730 pts ยท February 23, 2019


Roll call: Universe University

Lots of fat, that's why they float. That's the stuff whalers got paid to bring in. Oil for lamps, oil for lubrication, cosmetics, paints, etc.

45 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was surprised to learn that the most comfortable car seats on earth were made by Peugeot. At least the mid-60s to mid-70s models, anyway. Dunno about the newer ones.
My opinion, of course. YMMV.

52 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been using the minute button on mine for the last 4yrs because the 1,4,&7 button bank quit long ago. So I hit that minute button as many times as I want minutes of cook time. Somehow after several million punches, that one button is still perfectly functional. If I only want 30 seconds, I pull the food out after 30 seconds. I'm old & decrepit too, so we relate on those terms just fine.

56 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#17 Mama Brahma

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's the rough equivalent of fine sand raining down on all your stuff. Kills machinery dead nice and quick.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Point is, the phones still work. Don't care if you think they're shitty. It would still be nice to be able to use them in a pinch.

I'm a renter; the fridge isn't even mine. I wouldn't want a fridge that has shit I don't need, or one dispenses water or makes ice or anything else, just a goddamn box that keeps my food cold. Should I get a fridge with a huge screen on it, that requires a wifi connection?

buzz off

3 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hacked your Ring cameras, duh.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes it will. That's mostly gritty particulates that are so small/ lightweight that they ejected up into the sky & fall out almost like snow, only it's basically silicates -- spun glass.
You don't want to be breathing it in, nor do you want it getting on the finish, the hinges or other moving parts of your car like wiper arms, etc. so anything you can do to keep it off your car's finish will be helpful in preserving the paint job, windshields & any exposed moving parts.

3 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

it's all Greek to me

4 hours ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

This you, Marje?

5 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Also, please take this into consideration when choosing a restaurant. TIA.

5 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Never had a Chik-filA & I never will, although they're around. KFC & TacoBell get the boycott label cuz PepsiCo supports the Empire

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have my sympathy.

I'm still looking for a Popeye's Chicken.

5 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jack in the Box will serve up breakfasts at 6pm, tacos & burgers at 7am, whatever you want, any time you want it.

5 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jack in the Box will serve up breakfasts at 6pm, tacos & burgers at 7am, whatever you want, any time you want it.

Boycott mCdunnulz high prices & unethical staffing policies.

5 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I'd still be driving my 92Corolla if some kid in a Lincoln Town Car knew how to drive a big RWD V8 in a heavy rainstorm. Passed smog check with flying colors every time, most reliable car I ever had, doors locked with a key, roll handle windows, standard 5-speed so I could still get it started with a dead battery. I loved that thing.
It was a tank. Broadsided at 60mph, shoved across 2 lanes & stuffed against the K-rail, I still was able to walk away but my poor car was flattened on both sides.

6 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Everybody got a plan, 'til they get punched in the mouth."

-Mike Tyson

7 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

... and they still are. Same microwave since 1998. Same fridge since 99. Toaster oven, still doing its job. Hell, both the LG flip phones (with & without a camera) still power up but nobody wants to carry a 3G signal anymore.

Holding onto the 20yr-old car 'til the wheels fall off. It's just smart enough not to report my driving habits to my insurance carrier, and NO touchscreen TYVM.

7 hours ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Don't mince your words. Tell us how you REALLY feel.

8 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IMO, a nice long rest in a padded cell is what he needs.

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That first kick where he practically knocks himself backward down the steps probably severely bruised his right foot. I'm betting he'll be limping for a week after he chose to attempt an exterior security door breach in flip-flops.

16 hours ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Now see here!

19 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

"And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it; for the glory of God did lighten it; and the Lamb is the light thereof."

Here endeth this reading of the Holy Scripture. Go forth in Peace, break bread and seek brotherhood with thy neighbor, thy kin, and thy visiting pilgrim alike.

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This works best if you're the owner of the business, or you're the manager & the owner has your back. Also works great if today is your last day. j/s

Downvote away. It's alright, I understand.

19 hours ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

He'd be meeting my pet canary.

19 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's thick & it's juicy.

22 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

John Brown's body lies a-moulderin' in the grave
His soul is marching on.

22 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Uh, which one is the YES option ?

23 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm betting he smells a lot nicer too.

23 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0