warpfactor1

39468 pts ยท May 12, 2019


NO

They might have filmed the skit at the shwarma guy's place in canada


But in no way is nigel ng (uncle roger) canadian, not even a little bit

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Uncle roger was born and raised in malaysia, then moved to london for a bit; now based in southern cali

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No

Uncle roger/Nigel ng is from malaysia

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How do they decide which ones need the extra swipes before flipping and which ones to flip immediately

1 day ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

O
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G

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Improv, yes and exercise

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a horrible cover of the song

Here's the original
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pWxJEIz7sSA

Or annakelly's cover might have worked for a pole routine ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's cuz any small projects around the house i've done dont require more than i can carry so never used a cart there

I would have expected lowe's carts to be blue tho ๐Ÿค”

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hip 2 waist ratio is insane ๐Ÿ‘€

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In 700 years these will be the new plague doctor outfits for masquerade balls

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๐Ÿ˜‚ almost had me until she called her sharmoota and said b1g1

The first half really is a middle eastern mom type response

6 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Like seth said in superbad

I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Needs a slide whistle noise when it pops up

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dean: "I understand you are interested in
Matriculating here in the fall."

Buffoon: "I got a snake, man!"

Dean: "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile."

Buffoon: "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that! It was all fucked up!"

Dean: "I'm sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus."

Buffoon: "Fuckin' Shit!"

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Can it be brewed like the red hibiscus? ๐Ÿค”


Blue hibiscus tea would be awesome instead of just the red, plus i guess you could mix them and make purple if that's your thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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TIL slywalker banged sheldon's meemaw

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Can't speak about depression or any other issues since i dont think i would have any meaningful words regarding that

But your make up is ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ˜

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Would the drones run out of battery at the same coordinates the titanic sank ๐Ÿค”

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?1

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She's not hot enough to make me pretend i would enjoy eating that soup

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Schrodinger's baby daddy

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's probably one of the worst tasks


Also sam campbell is overrated


One of my fave tasks is when baba brought in the jelly powder

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I whip my hair back n forth

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's more hoverboard than any of the electric POS devices marketed as "hoverboards"

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It's hot in here must be summer

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Not a carpet, he wouldnt have made it very far

Most likely made of the same stuff as a wingsuit would be, but just made (colored) to look like a carpet

An actual carpet that size would be too heavy to keep him aloft

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1