Nothing wrong with this…

Apr 29, 2022 3:18 PM

BluesFish

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This is fucked up, the part not on the grill will be raw too.

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She’s dead now

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Stop

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't hold out you trick-ass mark!! What comes next??? I've just got buttery chicken approaching room temperature in my waffle iron!!

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And here I am thinking the salmonella would be coming from the uncooked ends sticking out of the waffle maker. I'm dumb.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Talk about GIFs that end too soon.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That butter is cursed now.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So fortunate are we that we can waste food for internet points...

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New diet: eat up and the ecoli will flush it out.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work in kitchen I'm gonna show my colleagues this

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please report back.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Severe concern, mild fear

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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FU this is horrifyingvfood safety

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NOOOOOOO. Just stop. DON’T PUT IT BACK IN THE WRAP- ok.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve had salmonella. Lost 4 kg in 5 days. Also never experienced such crippling stomach cramps. Oh, such fun times.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

. And the sad thing is she doesnt see the issue.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Big burly bearded man here. I legit gasped and put my shuddering hand to my mouth.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Except wasting an entire stock of butter

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I can't even with the people who rub the stick on their cooked foods, like corn. You know you're fucking up the texture? Just use a utensil

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I strongly dislike this trend of shitty cooking videos.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

How about tourettes cooking videos? https://youtu.be/kAFS5zgIEwk

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I enjoyed it thanks fuck off

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw your message in my notifications and my first thought was, "oh great, who did I piss off now?!"

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Sounds about white

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Niccce bro, got em. She's Asian though, so...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, this is not what “chicken and waffles” means

4 years ago | Likes 486 Dislikes 1

No, this will definitely give you blue waffles.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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It’s the new Keto version.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, this is chicken in waffles, she just needs to pour the batter

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

But who licks the beater?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They only get licked if they win the quidditch cup

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chickening waffles? Waffling chicken?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, I don't know, maybe

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's the designated chicken butter. Not to be confused with butter chicken.

4 years ago | Likes 733 Dislikes 5

or duck butter

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yep, Internet has ruined me. Read that as dick butter at first.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such a bizarre way to go about that. Is their butter knife on the fritz or something?

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Please run for President of the United States. This level of common sense is literally where my bar is set now. You have my vote.

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

As long as everyone knows, it's fine.

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Depends on the storage of the butter too - bacteria loves room temperature breeding grounds.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

A good point and well made.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which reminds me, I need to reheat my leftovers now.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sauce! https://youtu.be/WsJoIn2A01g

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

it's exactly as I imagined it would go and it's downright horrible. Hope this is a skit and not a real human being :p

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

medium-cooked chicken? jfc. Alright. Have a great weekend, Internet. See ya Monday.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Medium is generous.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This has to be fake

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These days the stupid is so rampant it's hard to tell.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dug a little bit and they are a new channel created on 3/22 & this was their 1st video. The other vids look real. I don't think it's satire

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Everything is wrong here

4 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

It's great!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In the source video she even suggests eating it medium rare. Wasting food for fun and profit.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, that's the point. Lots of troll videos out there to trigger audience interaction = profit?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is that a thing?

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oh god yes

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gormet

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More disturbing IMO is his bare hand touching food. Last time I went to a FB game was before Covid and I brought a clean rubber glove to eat

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

On second thought he may have brought hand sanitizer

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that looks pretty good actually

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Prolly made the beer taste better.

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I’m calling the police.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now it’s a beer brat

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

$50

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Gourmet **

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Expensive Beer battered brawts

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The only thing wrong with this is recording someone without their knowledge and posting it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

35$ dip

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Eating your drinks, Frank that's genius!

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They do be dry buns tho

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American cuisine at its finest.

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

The bun was probably stale so he dipped it in water nbd

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Buns don't have time to go stale in an MLB park.

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It was leftovers from last season. Probably the dog too.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And guaranteed fun for days on the white throne!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's probably a bud heavy he's dipping into. So it's not like it's serving a worse purpose

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Bud heavy? I'm sure Balnor would have some fresh buns in the bag.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Givin some flavour for bud.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok, honestly, there's nothing wrong with this. Beer makes hot dogs taste better. Ever try cooking hot dogs in beer? It's amazing

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

I find anything cooked in beer tastes much less pleasant than if you had just not been an alcoholic and cooked it the normal way.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Every try to eat a soggy bun? It's horrific.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I'm guessing y'all never dip bread into soup eh?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Crispy bread with a good crust =/= soft hotdog bun.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've dipped just straight up regular bread into soup. I dont see the issue.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I do, just ask yo momma

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gormay

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Goremaid

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Vicious attack

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ooof ! The Brain damage caused! The rolled football broucure had nails & razor blades in its pages . Vicious

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With all food I usually take a bite and then a bit of what I'm drinking. Like steak and wine, or even Doritos and Coke.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I did that with Foods I hated when I was a child , take a bit , swallow very slowly ,dip,take another , puke in my mouth ,take another bit.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thats the proper way to pair a wine with a meal. no shame, but have you tried a nice Mountain Dew with your Doritos? I find they pair well

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I will try soon my fellow trailer-park sommelier.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

its just that I find the bold carbonation of Coke goes better with something spicy, like Flamin' Hot Cheetos. It adds crispness to the burn

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What do you think of pairing cream soda with things? Or even cherry coke.

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