5426 pts · September 11, 2022
There’s a trailer park I help do a lot of the plumbing in. They recently captured and either sent to a shelter or rehomed 200 cats and this is probably the 3rd or 4th time they’ve had to do it in the last 5 or 6 years. We actually just kidnapped one ourselves that someone who moved out had left on a collar and chain outside :/ she lives with my BIL now
I’d go check the doof just cause of the sign :)
I fed my babies for all of my life, seems only fitting that I should feed them 1 last time in death
Allegedly he said “You know, we may not get paid enough to fuckin live..*holds up zippo* but these bitches dirt cheap”
Worked fine on mobile (iPhone)
I asked my dad (plumber) to find the leak in my bathroom one time. His fucking face when he pulled a massive leak out from under my sink xD I wish I could put that shit on a t shirt
Feed the rich feet first into a wood chipper. Anything else is a half measure
“Don’t pay us enough to live but these bitches cheap” as he holds up a lighter. Allegedly, anyway.
Careful, once the mob has their pitchforks you’d better be seen with likewise
IIRC a square patch inside the helmets was used for scratching noses. I could also be blending reality with some fantasy story!
I’ve watched my cat dangle his wrinkled sack on his own head. I’m not sure any part of him is off limits if he stops thinking enough
Dude is legit constantly on speed and unable to go 3 seconds without fondling the air randomly. Not kidding, watch some of his interviews. Dude cannot sit still and can’t keep his murder boner hidden. 100% actually insane
At this point we need to be threatened. We have lost all trust on the global stage and I don’t think I’ll see its return in my lifetime. Granted I plan to be dead by 40 so we don’t have that much longer anyway
I will call them “fatburgs” after the clogs I clear out of sewer mains daily. Disgusting mess of tangled lumps that smell like Satan’s dingleberry. Wish I could hit em with a 3,000 PSI jetter and clear them up same way
Used to play their stuff on Guitar Hero all the time, fun shit
I got kicked in a cup before and the pain of the cup digging in on all sides was nearly as bad. But this was also years ago when almost every cup was like a hard jagged plastic, wonder if they’ve started padding them
I had strep for like 2 weeks as a kid and could barely talk. When you spend so little time able to speak, you think a LOT about what you would say. I’d imagine he’s had plenty of shower conversations in his head to practice :P
Between Clavicular and that Androgy guy, I’ve never seen such a lack of self. They’re little Andrew Taints
I clocked it at 10 seconds when he rubs the little opening down. But I’ve watched hundreds and thousands of hours of “How It’s Made” videos so I had a leg up
I’ll give you $1,400 to go fuck yoursekf into a deserved dirt nap, you depraved abscess
Do you prefer light or dark boots in your mouth?
Similar thing with my family. If the men suddenly get quiet it’s because 1 of them is going to grab SOME tool and the heads start banging together, fighting over the single braincell meant for the group. Man have tool, man investigate then fix. Sometimes man break what investigate. Somethin about broken eggs and making an omelette
He also went on Joe Rogan’s podcast or whatever it’s called. Whether for good or ill I’ll never know but that decision alone tainted Jesse for me personally.
Had one in my Silverado that liked to do that, but if you touched the bare wheel it peeled all over you. Just grip the sides of the cover when you wrap your hands around the wheel and it stops sliding
Lots of retired people vote red. Lots of people who would vote blue are/were disenfranchised. Lots of people who would vote blue just DON’T VOTE. That’s most of the issue right there
Can they just spontaneously combust already? Gods damn.
To be fair to that, I know a LOT of hispanics who came here legally that think they are safe. And they are mad about the ones who came “illegally”. And quite a few of them genuinely voted for the shit they see happening to other brown folk cause they think they are the good ones. Short of a cosmic miracle it’s gonna be hair splitting close I think
Sounds like the perfect target for foreign adversaries who have beef with pedophiles. Most of them in the same place??
Speak for yourself, mine hangs around a bunch of nuts and gets me in trouble..
That face in the background lol
There’s a trailer park I help do a lot of the plumbing in. They recently captured and either sent to a shelter or rehomed 200 cats and this is probably the 3rd or 4th time they’ve had to do it in the last 5 or 6 years. We actually just kidnapped one ourselves that someone who moved out had left on a collar and chain outside :/ she lives with my BIL now
I’d go check the doof just cause of the sign :)
I fed my babies for all of my life, seems only fitting that I should feed them 1 last time in death
Allegedly he said “You know, we may not get paid enough to fuckin live..*holds up zippo* but these bitches dirt cheap”
Worked fine on mobile (iPhone)
I asked my dad (plumber) to find the leak in my bathroom one time. His fucking face when he pulled a massive leak out from under my sink xD I wish I could put that shit on a t shirt
Feed the rich feet first into a wood chipper. Anything else is a half measure
“Don’t pay us enough to live but these bitches cheap” as he holds up a lighter. Allegedly, anyway.
Careful, once the mob has their pitchforks you’d better be seen with likewise
IIRC a square patch inside the helmets was used for scratching noses. I could also be blending reality with some fantasy story!
I’ve watched my cat dangle his wrinkled sack on his own head. I’m not sure any part of him is off limits if he stops thinking enough
Dude is legit constantly on speed and unable to go 3 seconds without fondling the air randomly. Not kidding, watch some of his interviews. Dude cannot sit still and can’t keep his murder boner hidden. 100% actually insane
At this point we need to be threatened. We have lost all trust on the global stage and I don’t think I’ll see its return in my lifetime. Granted I plan to be dead by 40 so we don’t have that much longer anyway
I will call them “fatburgs” after the clogs I clear out of sewer mains daily. Disgusting mess of tangled lumps that smell like Satan’s dingleberry. Wish I could hit em with a 3,000 PSI jetter and clear them up same way
Used to play their stuff on Guitar Hero all the time, fun shit
I got kicked in a cup before and the pain of the cup digging in on all sides was nearly as bad. But this was also years ago when almost every cup was like a hard jagged plastic, wonder if they’ve started padding them
I had strep for like 2 weeks as a kid and could barely talk. When you spend so little time able to speak, you think a LOT about what you would say. I’d imagine he’s had plenty of shower conversations in his head to practice :P
Between Clavicular and that Androgy guy, I’ve never seen such a lack of self. They’re little Andrew Taints
I clocked it at 10 seconds when he rubs the little opening down. But I’ve watched hundreds and thousands of hours of “How It’s Made” videos so I had a leg up
I’ll give you $1,400 to go fuck yoursekf into a deserved dirt nap, you depraved abscess
Do you prefer light or dark boots in your mouth?
Similar thing with my family. If the men suddenly get quiet it’s because 1 of them is going to grab SOME tool and the heads start banging together, fighting over the single braincell meant for the group. Man have tool, man investigate then fix. Sometimes man break what investigate. Somethin about broken eggs and making an omelette
He also went on Joe Rogan’s podcast or whatever it’s called. Whether for good or ill I’ll never know but that decision alone tainted Jesse for me personally.
Had one in my Silverado that liked to do that, but if you touched the bare wheel it peeled all over you. Just grip the sides of the cover when you wrap your hands around the wheel and it stops sliding
Lots of retired people vote red. Lots of people who would vote blue are/were disenfranchised. Lots of people who would vote blue just DON’T VOTE. That’s most of the issue right there
Can they just spontaneously combust already? Gods damn.
To be fair to that, I know a LOT of hispanics who came here legally that think they are safe. And they are mad about the ones who came “illegally”. And quite a few of them genuinely voted for the shit they see happening to other brown folk cause they think they are the good ones. Short of a cosmic miracle it’s gonna be hair splitting close I think
Sounds like the perfect target for foreign adversaries who have beef with pedophiles. Most of them in the same place??
Speak for yourself, mine hangs around a bunch of nuts and gets me in trouble..
That face in the background lol