GeneralPrower

14022 pts ยท September 28, 2020


Teens?

I'm surprised they'd wait that long.

18 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

God damnit.

18 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like this should be updated for modern times - use Trump or Netanyahu instead of Hitler.

18 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And then they reach the inevitable endgame where they outlive all their peasant slaves and are either left helpless or have to make do with robots, who don't suffer and therefore don't grant them any satisfaction.

18 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nukes the US built for them, so you know they're nasty shit.

18 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've said it many times before, but it needs saying again:

Of all the Kennedys to survive, why did it have to be him?

18 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd wager they're all going to China.

18 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I wish them a very pleasant "being anally sodomized with a chainsaw"

18 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So begins the great American Brain Drain.

In 30 or 40 years we'll look just like Russia.

18 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Was it ever?

19 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody wants to be associated with Microslop.

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

god damn that's some serious input lag.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same way all cults work - rope them in with what they want to hear, then bind them into staying through money, guilt, or some combination of both.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile their settlers in the west will go "we want an island too" and boot the British, Turks, and Greeks off Cyprus, before expanding through Turkey into Greece itself.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's that appliance brand people are talking about is "no frills" and just makes shit that works?

Something "Queen"?

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The hell I voted for this.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course not, they want Iran and Cyprus, too.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

There WAS unconditional surrender.


From the US.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Convict, Imprison, Burn.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Operation Salted Earth.

4 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

So... you're telling me the Holocaust was basically just a German-enabled Jewish civil war?

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

This is what they want, don't forget it.

4 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

One last flight.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Used. He stopped.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The US under Trump is just Putin's Russia with better plumbing.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trickle down economics DOES work.

The issue is that the charts explaining how it works were printed upside down.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Must I pick you up and squeeze you?"

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MAGA don't ask. MAGA just do.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did we really, though? The Confederates just hid for a century.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0