JT1984

36115 pts ยท January 17, 2013


If this makes it to the front page, I will post a picture of my dog jumping through a tire.

Theyre probably getting paid 13 cents an hour and feeding theyre family one meal a day. But please lets do shame the poor and desperate from our high horse in a glass house.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. Lions mane mostly. Also Portugese Man o war, but theyre not jellyfish

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who fishes for work: hard disagree.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The. Cars. Keep. Driving! Wut. I would be hard reversing outta there.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, he had like 600 years to figure it out.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like goddess of Titsday.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WE ALREADY REGRET IT!

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The ocean where I am is never warm. It gets maybe 70 degrees tops on a hot day in August.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hope his buddies were well hydrated!

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This aint MAGA," yes it is you dimwitted cockwomble. This is literally what you voted for. Hope you're enjoying "owning thr libs," whilr you're paying $5 for gas

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hybrids dilute the pool of captive specimens, and dont make suitable pets. Hot take: thousands of years ago, our avcestors liked the wild cats so much they bred them to be suitable housepets. Its called a domestic shorthair, and theyre just like a wild cat except housebroken.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its all fun and games until the no one sees the salty sea cat fall off the boat and drown. My friend lived on a sailboat with three cats. Now she lives on a sailboat with two cats.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Pee? I think youre thinking of asparagus. I thought pineapple was for sex juices.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So did Kentucky. Doesnt mean its not a redneck hellhole.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of us know. The only ones who think this is all remotely normal are so deep in the cult theyre completely hopeless.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So nice to see he's already surpassed his goal. Although something something about the orphan crushing machine. Just pay vets a living wage ffs. Actually, maybe all of us deserve that? I digress. Good luck Ms. Kitty.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ive been to New Jersey. They would vote for a Republican even if he said he was gonna shoot each and every one of hus voters in the face. They dont care and refuse to listen to facts.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taxes are much more motivating when you know youll get a refund.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My only real peeve is that theyre on both the sidewalk and the road. Like, pick one goddamit. Are you pretending to be a car or a pedestrian? You cant have both. But apparently, they can.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Offshire wind farms leak hundreds of gallons of hydraulic fuel into the ocean, wreck fish habitat, and disrupt natural ocean pathways for both mariners and marine life. Go ahead and disagree if you want, but at least get it right as to WHY people are against them. Souce: marine fucking biologist.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

A gannet is in the same family.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I think so Brain, but if we give peace a chance, wont the lima beans get jealous?

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not just prosecute. CONVICT!

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Not an unpopular opinion

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I actively wish death on a number of people in govt. It seems like its the only way theyll stop trying to fuck everythibg up.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good, now put Favre away next.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My idiot coworker was a Marine in the Iraq War. His words? "Iran needed a good asskicking." Yea, theres a certain type of asshole, and they love the military. The idea of shooting brown people is literally why mist of them join.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Republucunt stepfather loved Walker Texas Ranger and it was based on that alone that I knew Chuck Norris was a D-Bag when I was eight.

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